1) To musicologists: so you are a musicologist. So you can memorize the birth and death year of every important composer and performer, right?
2) To piano majors: so you can play christmas songs and sappy love songs, right?
3) to theory majors: so you can memorize all flats and sharps for all key signatures right?
4) to violin majors: let’s hear some Vivaldi’s Four Season!
5) to composition majors: I thought you guys are composing some Haydn and Mozart!
(photo credits: die-mannschaft-lover)